Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Who Wore it Better: Bitches on the Block edition


Remember this post back in August about my Wild Hearts Can't Be Be Broken sequel?

Well look at who rocked the rhinestone aviator thing? ME!!! A full 3 months before Miss Jennifer Lopez ripped me off for her new album.

I'm being calm about this right?

Well I'd really rip JLo a new asshole but considering she's pregnant with twins, seems like the episiotomy will take care of that for me.

12 Comments:

Blogger tjhardin said...

I can't believe that bitch JBlow ripped you off. And she was too ugly to play Selena. Selena, God rest her soul, was beautiful. JHo looked like Mike Tyson. ROFLMAO :D.

7:19 PM  
Blogger G.Charles said...

i think we should sick the C(I)A on her!!!

11:19 PM  
Anonymous love2all said...

They rock. But can you even see in those things?

LOL... oh, J-Lo. I don't know. I have mixed feelings for her. I used to think she was ok. But now, mainly she just annoys me. And her husband still looks like Skeletor. They just bore me and am I the only one that thinks they have zero chemistry together?

6:24 AM  
Blogger Geno Z Heinlein said...

Maybe that could be your Halloween costume: Willam as J-Lo as Willam!

8:55 AM  
Blogger The_Aitch said...

You wore it better, of course.

But girlfriend will not be having a vaj birth twins, she'll have a cesarean, but we can always wish her plugged pores, cellulitis and yeast infections in her wound!

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im' sorry but I just had to comment on this post. Ok, first of all TJ, stop acting like a fucking moron. Second, everyone who loved Selena knows that she was beautiful and talented. All JLo did was portray Selena in a movie. I admit I'm not a big fan of JLo's, and though neither is she half the talent as Selena was, you could've been a little more subtle in your comment. I mean for Christ sakes man, you have possibly the worst blog in the entire internet. Willam, I hope TJ hasn't been giving you a hard time. Anyway, if your ever in Buenos Aires, look me up. Hasta luego.

-Antonius

9:32 AM  
Blogger tjhardin said...

Antonius you ignorant slut.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grow up you idiot.

Antonius

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do people feel the need to respond to other commenters. (Did I just make up a word?) Anyway, love the rhinestone sunglasses on you William. Everything looks good on you. And who gives a shit that JLow is preggers. Ewwwww.

Michael in D.C.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

You're rockin' 'em better, I must comment.
HILARIOUS!
Ouch-lucky for you, you don't have to go through such a thing!

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW Antonius, didn't you say you weren't posting anymore stupid comments on this blog?

-tjhardin

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO, oh that is so sad. Look at youre stupid ass writing comments under anonymous. Damn you're loser.

-Antonius

4:59 PM  

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