Requiem for a Cherry
Here's the scene so far. Cherry comes outta the grave, whacks the Nazi dad, and then shoots him in the stomach leaving him for dead w/ Matt.
Cherry: Hey Matt
Matt: Yea Cher Cher?
Cherry: Will you drop me at the free clinic? I sprained my taint and I think I need a band-aid and some detangler.
Matt: Sure. But if we go to Rite-Aid, we can grab some Shout Wipes so we can get all this Nazi blood off of us.
Matt: What's wrong Cher?
Cherry: I got some dirt in my special new lady parts. It's like i'm at the beach but there's nary a boogie board in sight.
Matt: I'm sorry for putting shovels of dirt on you (and your gorgeous face you alluring transgendered gem)
Cherry: It's ok. I really thought you were gonna whack him with the shovel. A woman's work is never done.
Matt: Just because you don't have a dick doesn't make you a woman.
Cherry: Bitch just cause I don't have a dick no more, does not mean I can't pee on you again.
Matt: Sorry Cherry. You're right.
Cherry: Let's get a $6 Carl's Junior burger.
Matt: OK. But I left my wallet in the basement that we got tortured in. Hey Cherry... Since when are there basements in Florida?
Cherry: I'm pretty, not smart. Where's my burger?